A salute to the September Month in Review
Another month has come and gone. It’s 2022 so you know it was bizarre. Let's take a look:
The former guy got it started by calling the current guy an “Enemy of the State.” I wonder what state he was talking about.
The co-chair of the Michigan Republican party had these lovely words about Pete Buttigieg “We're so blessed this weak little girl moved to Michigan.” Homophobia is alive and well in Michigan. How surprising.
Ken Starr died. When asked her thoughts, Monica Lewinsky took the high road and said her thoughts were with the family. Monica is much nicer than me.
Albert Pujols and Aaron Judge hit historic home runs. Seven hundred career bombs for Al. Sixty-one in a season for Aaron.
Mike Tyson and Ric Flair smoked a doobie while doing a cannabis promotion. They both mentioned that they do this every day. Between the beating they both took in the ring and their daily high, I'm surprised they could remember that they did it on a daily basis.
Finally, at a Donald Trump rally, you saw the above scene. Supporters standing at attention with their hands raised in the air like a salute. It was reminiscent of Germany in the 1930s. Scary, dangerous but not unexpected in 2022.
That’s it for another month. Can't wait to see what October brings. You know it'll be more than just Halloween.
At midpoint in this article I covered my eyes. Unable to resist the truth, I finished reading through splayed fingers. It was that good, that accurate...and horrifying.