Does saying Beetlejuice three times make Lauren Boebert come?

It was a bad day in the world of sex for the Republican Party!

First, a story broke that South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem has been having an affair with Corey Lewandowski. And it’s not just a one-off thing. Supposedly, this has been going on for a few years. It’s also been very public at Republican/Conservative gatherings. They’ve been spotted making out at conventions with Kristi sitting on his lap.

It’s not a surprise with Lewandowski. He’s probably more well-known for his bad behavior than anything he’s done in his political life. But, the shocker is Noem, or maybe I’m just naive? I guess it’s that Christian value thing that threw me (btw, that’s sarcasm if you couldn’t guess).

People’s private lives are their own business except when they make judgments and laws that affect other folk’s private lives. Plus, when you’re the governor of a state, even one as small as South Dakota if you’re referred to as Corey Lewandowski’s mistress, that can’t be a good thing for your career, especially if you’re looking to become Vice-President of the United States.

Then there’s our favorite Colorado member of the House of Representatives, Lauren Boebert.

We heard earlier in the week that she and her date had been ejected from a Denver theater during a showing of the play “Beetlejuice.” She had been vaping, which isn’t allowed indoors, and when called out for it, she verbally abused a pregnant woman. As she was being escorted from the theater, Lauren played the card that so many celebs like to use, “Do you know who I am?” Hmmm…I guess Lauren found out the hard way that that never works.

Her behavior was enough for her to be made fun of for a week, but then on Friday, a new video surfaced that more than doubled the abuse she was about to take. In it, you can see Lauren’s date, who btw is a Democrat, fondling her breasts while her hand is down in his crotch.

People have been making out and groping each other at theaters for decades, but usually, they’re teenagers. Lauren and her date each have homes. Why not do it there, instead of at a play where there are children surrounding them? The not-so-funny thing is if this was a Democrat doing this, you would have heard the word groomer used over and over and over.

Lauren did apologize for betraying her own Christian values. Wow, there’s that Christian value thing again! But, I understand what happened to her.

Remember in the movie “Beetlejuice”, when you said his name three times, and the dude showed up? It must have been that part of the play that made Lauren lose her self-control, not to mention those Christian values. When someone said Beetlejuice the first time, she got a little excited. When it was said the second time, the fondling started. And then when the word Beetlejuice was spoken, both the character and Lauren came.

What a night for everyone involved!

I can’t wait to see what is next. It probably starts on Sunday when Kristi, Corey, Lauren and her date all head to their local church. You know…they have to work on that Christian values thing.