Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton: One day to go!
Pooh: Is the election over yet? Piglet: It's only Monday. Still one day to go. Pooh: Fuck.
ONE DAY!
We're down to one day, people. Election day is tomorrow. It'll all be over. Phew!
Can you believe it started on March 25, 2015! TWENTY-FIFTEEN! That's when Ted Cruz, Canadian citizen, announced his candidacy for President of the United States of America. Yep, he was the first. Lyin' Ted. That was more than 500 days ago. FIVE HUNDRED!
In that time, we as citizens of the USA, have been embarrassed by the antics of the twenty or so candidates. Donald, Hillary, Ted, Marco, Jeb, Chris, Carly, Bernie and on and on and on. Sometimes we've been entertained, but mostly we feel a sense of shame over what we've witnessed this election cycle.
How bad has it been? It's so bad that Mexico wants the wall to keep us out. It's so bad the elections in North Korea seen normal. It's so bad that both the Kansas City Royals and Chicago Cubs have won the World Series and Hell has frozen over.
But....we're down to that final day. Twenty-Four or so hours. It'll all be over then. PHEW!
I'm predicting Hillary Clinton will be elected the next President of the United States. Our first female POTUS!
She'll be inaugurated on January 20, 2016. The House of Representative impeachment proceedings begin on January 21st.
FUCK!
A month ago I asked Is there enough Karma in the universe of both the Cubs to win the World Series and Trump to lose the election? We'll find out tomorrow!