Donald Trump: Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Good evening. I'm Jeff Foxworthy and welcome to a special celebrity edition of "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?" Tonight's guest contestant is the leader of our country and the free world. He's considered a stable genius...at least by himself and Sarah Sanders....so this game should be right up his alley. Please welcome President Donald Trump. (mixture of cheers and boos from the studio audience)
Trump: Thank you Jeff. It's a pleasure to be here tonight. We're not in the White House so you can call me Donald. I'm happy to be here in front of the biggest audience in television game history. I look forward to showing off my genius. It's the best genius, you know. Maybe we should try the smarter than eighth or ninth grade questions? I want to make this game great again.
Foxworthy: Okay...okay Don. We all get it, believe me. Here's the rules for tonight's game. We'll be asking you questions that can be answered correctly by an elementary student. Your answers will show us if you really are smarter than a fifth grader. By the way spelling counts! Here's question number one: Who was the Vice-President of the United States before Mike Pence? Trump: That's an easy one. Jeff, who is low IQ Sleepy Joe Bidan? Foxworthy: Do I look like Alex Trebeck? You don't have to answer in the form of a question. BUZZ! I told you spelling counts. Plus you don't need to use your personal nickname for him. It's BIDEN! (shaking head) Trump: But, I corrected it on my Twitter account. That doesn't count?
Foxworthy: (still shaking head) Let's move ahead to question number two...this one is in the category of entertainment. Name the actor who everyone thinks won the Academy Award for "Midnight Cowboy", but his Oscar is really for his role in "Coming Home?" Trump: That's another easy one. Who is John Voight? Foxworthy: (Slamming his hand against his head) I told you about the question thing...umm...nevermind. BUZZ! Again, spelling counts. How do you misspell the name of the one Hollywood celebrity who supports you? Trump: Fox, these questions are unfair. Maybe you can give me one about my family. I know them well. Who is Melanie?
Foxworthy: (Banging his head against the wall) Let's try one more. This will determine whether you might be a redneck...sorry...wrong bit...but it looks like we've already decided that one. The final question is in the geography category. In which of the fifty states was former President Barack Obama born? Trump: I know this one! I had people researching this and I only have the best people. Plus, Melanie told me and she's the smartest, best first lady. You know she speaks ten languages. Obama was born in Kenya! Foxworthy: (punching himself in the face and screaming) Are you kidding me? Kenya isn't one of the fifty states! What is the matter with you? And her name is Melania (shaking head)!! Donald Trump, for the first time in show history someone got all the questions wrong. You know the rules. SAY IT!! Trump: My name is Donald Trump and I am not smarter than a fifth grader! Foxworthy: Hell, you aren't smarter than a Kindergartner...no offense to kindergartners. That's all for "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?" Join us next time...you know what...I can't take it anymore. I'm going back on the road with that You Might Be A Redneck thing. The people I make fun of are more intelligent. Trump: Pretty good show, Jack. I bet the ratings will be the best!
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