Donald Trump says Dems must apologize. Here are ten things he needs to apologize for first.
I get emails from the current President of the United States. It's very regular...almost every day there's something from Donald Trump. You're probably wondering why I'm on the list? I'm almost positive it's because I was in attendance at the Chicago rally that never was. Yeah, the one at UI-C where Donald wussed out, cancelled and left 10,000 or so people hanging.
You had to register online to get a ticket, so he's had my email address for more than three years. It didn't take long to get my first message from him and it's never stopped. Here's how it usually goes: It's a lie about some/all of the Democrats or a lie about the press or a lie about all the accomplishments of his administration...more than occasionally all of the above. Then, he asks for a donation.
I know there's a way to get off the mailing list, but it only takes a minute or so of my day to peruse the email, shake my head and hit delete.
Over the weekend, I get an email that caught my eye. Here's a piece of his message:
There are few things I love more than exposing liberals as the true frauds that they are. They need to end this WITCH HUNT and apologize to the People of the United States. I’m calling on YOU to expose them.
Hey man, I've been a liberal since the days of JFK. I'm proud of it. That's never going to change. With all the crap you've done, that started long before you became President, you're the one who needs to apologize. I know you think your life, like that phone call to Ukraine, has been perfect...think again. I know you never apologize for anything because you think that would be showing weakness, you're wrong. Admitting you've made mistakes shows strength.
Don, let me help you out a little. Here's some things in your life you should have apologized for. Have a seat because this will take some time.
1. Remember when your dad paid off a doctor to say you had bone spurs to keep you out of the military and out of Vietnam? Someone had to take your place. You owe him an apology.
2. Remember your first wife, Ivanka? She's the mother of your first three children. Remember when you raped her and then paid her off so she wouldn't file charges against you and you'd be in prison? You owe her an apology.
3. Remember when you said you'd date your daughter, Ivana? You know that's creepy, don't you? Probably not! You owe her an apology.
4. Remember when your oldest son Don Jr. was in college? You stopped by his dorm to take him to a baseball game. He wasn't dressed to your standards, so you slapped him and told him to put on a suit...for a ballgame. You owe him an apology.
5. Remember when your son Eric decided he wanted to give back to society, so he started a charity? It raised millions of dollars to help fight pediatric cancer. You saw this and decided you weren't getting your share of the money being raised. Your involvement ruined the charity. You owe him and the children with cancer an apology.
6. Remember when your current wife, Melania gave birth to your youngest son, Barron? You celebrated by cheating on her with Stormy Daniels. You owe all three of them an apology.
7. Remember when you started that bogus school, Trump University? You offered seminars that were supposed give students your expertise in real estate. It was a scam that led to many lawsuits from the government and the students. You said you'd never settle, but you did. Still the students took a monetary loss. You owe them an apology.
8. Remember the Access Hollywood video where you said you were trying to seduce Nancy O'Dell? Then the famous grab em by the pussy line? You owe Nancy and every woman you've ever groped, and there have been many, an apology.
9. Remember the Khan Gold Star family? You know the family that you denigrated because they didn't support you? You know the family that lost their son serving his country in Iraq? You owe them an apology.
10. Remember on the second day of your Presidency when you sent your Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, to hold a press conference where you made him lie about the size of the attendance at your inaugural? It took only two days for the lies to start. You owe Sean, the press and the people of the United States an apology.
So Don, there's ten things you need for which you need to apologize. There's so many more including walking in on pageant contestants while they're getting dressed, being a birther, 'shithole countries' and 'good people on both sides', but we can start with these ten. We know that's never going to happen. It never has before and if there's one thing we can say about Donald Trump is that he's consistent.
That's okay, I'm sure there will be more things you'll need to apologize for...and soon.
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