Getting Your Moneys Worth At The Olive Garden
Try to imagine eating 95 meals at Olive Garden in six weeks. SIX WEEKS!!
I have a hard time imagining eating 95 meals there in my lifetime...and I like Olive Garden.
A man from North Carolina, Alan Martin, bought a "Never Ending Pasta Pass" for $100. He's been eating there twice a day and has consumed $1500 worth of pasta, salad, bread and Coke products.
What? No soup? Olive Garden is now the new Soup Nazi. Sorry Alan....No Soup For You!
He's going to continue to eat there twice a day until November 9, when his pass expires.
Okay Al....enough already. You've more than made your $100 back. Let it go.
This is an old Moore family photo.. We had a tradition where we went to the OG on my daughter Amy's birthday. My ex even took me there on our first Valentine's Day together.
See.....I told you I like Olive Garden.
This is an Olive Garden menu. I'm trying to figure out what I could get there for about 100 meals? OY!
Lunch would be easy. Salad....and more salad...and more salad. That would certainly clean out your system. This would be a good Parkinson's thing since constipation.....ummm...okay, okay TMI.
What about dinner? Spaghetti, lasagna, manicotti, ravioli, fettuccine. Mmmmmm....sounds pretty good, yeah. EVERY NIGHT FOR TWO MONTHS! Sigh.
After eating all that pasta, it's a good thing I'm having salad for lunch. It's also a good thing dessert is not included.
Sorry Amy Moore....no tiramisu for you.
I know some of you are thinking, how can I get in on this deal? Sorry folks...they only sold 1000 of these passes.
I'm getting a little hungry writing this. Do you think Old Country Buffet or Red Lobster has this deal?