Helping Donald Trump edit his Easter greeting

Happy Easter!!

For those of you who celebrate, I hope you're having a great day. It’s a day for bonnets, brunches, Peeps and kids finding now very expensive Easter eggs.

Usually, the President of the United States leaves an upbeat message to the country that helps bring all of us together. Let’s see what inspirational words he left us:

“Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country. Happy Easter also to the WEAK and INEFFECTIVE Judges and Law Enforcement Officials who are allowing this sinister attack on our Nation to continue, an attack so violent that it will never be forgotten! Sleepy Joe Biden purposefully allowed Millions of CRIMINALS to enter our Country, totally unvetted and unchecked, through an Open Borders Policy that will go down in history as the single most calamitous act ever perpetrated upon America. He was, by far, our WORST and most Incompetent President, a man who had absolutely no idea what he was doing -- But to him, and to the person that ran and manipulated the Auto Pen (perhaps our REAL President!), and to all of the people who CHEATED in the 2020 Presidential Election in order to get this highly destructive Moron Elected, I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very Happy Easter!!!”

There ya go. What a lovely message. Pretty much what we all expected, right? What this guy needs is an editor. I’m going to help him out. Wouldn’t this be a lot better?

“Happy Easter to all!”

I just turned almost two hundred words into four, which makes everyone feel better. To Donald Trump: you’re welcome and have a Happy Easter.