I'm using my superpowers to impeach Donald Trump
Look up into the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....
My people seem to think I have a special superhuman power. Whenever I do something, even a small something, there's seems to be a Donald Trump event. I admit it's eerie. I take a shower and when I get out, there's BREAKING NEWS. I go to the grocery store and when I return, BREAKING NEWS! I catch a nap and when I awake, BREAKING NEWS! It never fails.
On the day that Jim Comey was fired while I was taking a shower, I was told I need to avoid that activity. When Sally Yates was fired while I was at Jewel buying food, I was told I needed to start using Peapod. I guess that was the right thing to do because if I can't shower, I shouldn't be going out in public.
But lately my fortunes have changed. Last Friday, while I was at a concert, word came out that indictments would be served on Monday. Then on Monday, while I was in the shower, Paul Manafort was being arrested. Today, while I was running errands, Trump flunky Sam Clovis withdrew from the Department of Agriculture job that he wasn't qualified to hold and Donnie's Twitter account was temporarily disabled.
So apparently my super powers can be used for good instead of evil. Truth, justice and the American way is my motto. I've morphed from Lex Luther into Superman. Okay, maybe Clark Kent?
When my friends saw this was occurring, they told me I need to go out more. I was getting dinner invites and offers to spend a nite out. Pffft...how fickle.
But now they want to kick this up a notch or a hundred. I keep hearing the word impeachment. Wow! That's a real test for my powers. When I mentioned I might need to go out of town for a weekend to make that happen I received an offer for a month in Southern California. I am leaving town for a couple of days in a few weeks, so we'll start there and see what goes down.
Okay....okay...I know I really don't have the power to get rid of Trump. If I did, don't you think I would have done it by now? I was thinking about this as I was having an afternoon snack. I pulled out a new box of Cheerios and I noticed the above photo on the back. Oh man....little hands. Sigh. It never ends. I'm taking this as a sign.
Hmmm....I wonder how much it cost to book a flight to Los Angeles?
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