Quit Sending Mixed Signals On Dating Sites
I was perusing a dating site at 4am. Hey...gotta find something to do when you can't sleep. I did notice this ongoing theme.
Women telling guys to stop contacting them for hook-ups.
That's cool. I get it. Looking for love instead of sex is good. It's an admirable goal. It's what most people want.
Here's the problem....while you're saying soul mate, you're putting things out there that just says mate.
MIXED SIGNALS!
So in the interest of helping you find love for a lifetime instead of lust for an hour, here's some advice:
1. Don't post a picture of your skirt hiked up so high that we can see your panties. Your may have the smartest, funniest most touching profile on the site but ALL WE SEE IS YOUR UNDERWEAR!
2. Don't post a picture where we can see a nipple. You might have a PhD from Harvard and work as a professor at Northwestern, but all we're thinking about is your nipple.
3. Don't..I repeat...DO NOT have a screen name of Make Me Cum or anything like that. All that is going to do is make someone like me write a story like this. Also, if it ever gets to the point where we go on a date, I'm never going to hear a single word you say. All I'm thinking about is how....well...you get my drift.
There are many more examples but I'm pretty sure you get the point.
Plus it's a beautiful day. Go outside. Walk by the lake, Find a park. Dine al fresco. Hit the zoo.
Just make sure your skirt keeps from flying up in the wind.
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