Roy Moore is bringing the rest of us Moores down
Clayton-The Lone Ranger. Mary Tyler-tossing her hat because she's gonna make it after all. Roger-007. Dudley-10. Gary-I've Got A Secret and Rock Musician. And that's just a few of us famous Moores.
If you do a Wikipedia search you'll find more than 500 Moores. Actors, writers, educators, politicians, atheletes, military heroes, scientists, etc. In every field you can imagine, there's a guy named Moore who has achieved at least a little amount of fame. Sure the Smiths and Joneses are ahead us but we're doing pretty, pretty good.
But if you've been following the news lately you're familiar with the latest big name to the Moore clan. Roy from Alabama....no relation.
Roy is running for the Senate. Before this he was Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. That sounds like something us Moores would like to be associated with but he was once removed from the Court and another time suspended. OY! The last time was in 2016 for telling probate judges enforce a ban on same sex marriage after that was deemed unconstitutional.
You would think that would be enough to disqualify him from being elected to the Senate but nope. Naturally there's more...or Moore?
Seems like Roy liked teenage girls...as young as fourteen. There's nothing wrong with liking teenage girls....IF YOU'RE A TEENAGE BOY OR GIRL!! The problem Roy had was he was in his 30's.
But Roy had good reasons for pursuing girls that young. His friend and supporter the pastor Flip Benham explained it on a local Alabama radio program:
"Judge Roy Moore graduated from West Point and then went on into the service, served in Vietnam and then came back and was in law school. All of the ladies, or many of the ladies that he possibly could have married were not available then, they were already married, maybe, somewhere. So he looked in a different direction and always with the [permission of the] parents of younger ladies. By the way, the lady he’s married to now, Ms. Kayla, was a younger woman. He did that because there is something about a purity of a young woman, there is something that is good, that’s true, that’s straight and he looked for that."
Ah ha...that explains it. Roy likes his girls like he likes his olive oil....extra virginy!
How creepy is this? Not to mention that there was extra security needed whenever Roy went to the food court in the mall. Man, I need a shower just typing this stuff.
Yeah, Roy is the lowest of the Moores since Sara Jane tried to assassinate President Gerald Ford.
But, Roy has the implied endorsement of Donald Trump because better a child molester than a Democrat. Kindred spirits!
The election is fifteen days away...December 12. Hopefully Doug Jones will win. Roy will go back to the bottom of the barrel of the Moores and the rest of us can hold our heads up high again. We can once again be proud of the 500 plus Moores that we celebrate.
Scotty-Elvis Presley guitarist. Demi-Ghost. Maya-4 time WNBA champion. Sam-"Hold on, I'm Coming"
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