Spill The Wine...Dig That Girl
Date- August 30, 2013
Time- 2:30 pm Central
Place- Whole Foods, Chicago
Objective- Eat samples & look at women
So there's the set-up. Not much different than any other day. But it truly was a spectacular ending.
The day started like a normal day. A little hotter. A little more humid. Not enough to stop anyone from doing anything.
When I awoke this morning, I was a little shakier than normal. Happens to me early sometimes but as the day goes on I get steadier. Not today.
So I realized I was going to have to take things a little slower...not much but a little.
Pretty uneventful morning. At the above time, I headed to my local Whole Foods. It was a good sample day. Cheese pizza, organic grapes and peaches. I was walking around when the afternoon became eventful!!
If you've been to Whole Foods, you've probably seen something like the above display of wine. It's pretty common in most of their bigger stores.
I was walking past this section when I thought I heard someone call my name. I turned to look and lost my balance. I caught myself on a box that was the base for a nice looking presentation of Merlot.
The good news is I didn't fall. The bad news is some of the wine did. You know what happens when a bottle hits the floor....of course you do. The count of broken bottles is five.
I did handle it nicely. I started to run towards the door when I realized I wasn't 12 anymore.
The Whole Foods people were very nice. After I apologized ten times, they told me not to worry about it. I grabbed a couple of grapes and called it a day.
Reminds me of a song...sing along if you wish......100 bottles of wine on the wall, 100 bottles of wine. Knock one down, it falls on the ground. 99 bottles of wine on the wall.