What you gonna do in those shoes
Tell us what you're gonna do tonight mama
There must be someplace you can go
In the middle of the tall drinks and the drama
There must be someone you know
God knows you're lookin' good enough
But you're so smooth and the world's so rough
You might have somethin' to lose
Oh, no pretty mama
What you gonna do in those shoes?
I like shoes. More specifically, sneaker’s. I just looked at my shoe rack—yes, I have a shoe rack—and there are ten pairs of sneakers. Red ones, blue ones, green ones and gray ones. Vans, New Balance, Reeboks and Sketchers. Even with that number in double figures, I’m looking for two new ones. Sigh!
I get plenty of shoe ads in various forms. Usually I ignore them, but yesterday there was one that caught my eye. It’s from a company called the Rich Peoples Network. Hmm..folks with a lot of money are contacting me—intriguing. Let’s see what they have.
It’s shoes for PATRIOTS!!
Cool! I’m a proud American. This might be the perfect shoe to add to my collection.
They offer these Dark MAGA Sneakers which let you walk with pride while you support President Trump’s second term.
Hmm..they sure picked the right guy! But, there’s more: “These shoes are Patriot-approved for comfort. They’re perfect for going to a rally or making a statement.”
I’m all about making a statement; and when one shoe says “47” and the other says “MAGA” that’s about as big a system as you can make. All I would need is the red hat that matches those shoes. I’d be styling on my daily walks around the neighborhood or in the mall.
As you can imagine, these are a limited edition and they’re moving fast. I hit the order link, and took out my credit card but they said the delivery date was three months away. THREE MONTHS!! Damn. And I have a rally coming up, too. I guess I’ll need to make my statement in some New Balance kicks. Oh well…maybe in 2028 I can get some 48 shoes. I hope those ‘Rich People’ still survive the next four years to do it again.
They just wanna to get their hands on you
You get whatever you choose
Oh, no you can't do that
Once you started wearin' those shoes
Oh, no you can't do that
Once you started wearin' those shoes